100th post !

ok. this is my 100th post.
after 2yrs i finally reach 100.
is that many or little?
i aint some xiaxue.

well, im here to entertain ppl like bk & kl.
they are my 2 most faithful readers.
but i dunno if they still find it entertaining.
plus now i have charlene telling me it's entertaining her too.
so ya.. im here to write something.
actually i also dunno what to write.
im too bored in office.

ok let me share my office life and job scope.
im working as a dealer.
not the type where you give out cards.
im just picking up calls.
then executing orders for clients.
i dunno why call it dealer also.

'buy 5 lots for me now.'
'ok your order is done'
bo liao.
sibei relax right?
but night time lesser calls.
so that explains my zho bo-ness.
then my colleague simon.
he wants to pick up ALL the calls.
as in his reaction fast la.
not that im blaming him..
or i cant pick calls as fast as him.
but my mentality is:
why go snatch with him?
he want pick up let him pick lo.
anw, clients call also all look for him.

the only ppl that wont find him are cheenas.
but i dont like talking to them.
their chinese too chim for me.
so with him ard, im redundant.

as for the duties of nick,
he mainly cares for one product.
truth to be told, he also zho bo zho bo one la.
(char and cia better dont tell him!)
thou i can cover him, but only to a certain level.
coz too chim the things i also dunno how.
so basically, if he's ard, im also redundant.

all in all, everyone at night is zho bo la.
but the most zho bo is me.
simon still have some calls to play with.
nick also has his things to do.
only i am redundant.
the time when im useful is when one of em on leave.

other than that, no need for me.
now i understand the feeling.
the feeling of soccer players being benched.
i always thot you're not playing,
but you still earn $$$.

same theory now.
im machiam reserve player.
1st team player not available,
then i will have a chance.
haha~ sibei lame.

okok, enough let's not talk about work.
think i will quit once i get that paper.

since i have so much time to spare,
i might as well type more la hor.
you not keen can always hit the X button.

while zho bo-ing, i surf the net.. (DUH!)
my only entertainment is:
www.goal.com (soccer updates)
www.onemanga.com (grow up leonard!)
www.sim.edu.sg (see if classes are cancelled. =p)
www.asiaone.com (ya. bo liao until read news!)
www.stomp.com.sg (sibei entertaining sometimes)

so while browsing stomp,
i found a topic where racism is being discussed.
chinese VS indians !
haha. favourite !
how i love to join in.
but no la.
wee hrs brain cannot function well.
dont go kpo.

but i dont understand why is racism banned?
you cannot control your emotions what.
you hate this thing means you hate.
forget it you wont understand.

imagine, you take train,
sit down, black black sit with you.
ever kena sandwiched by 4 of em?
check out my previous entry.
you stand, black black stand with you.
black black smelly smelly.
talk you dont understand.
plus,
everywhere you go, they follow you.
you dont believe, you go out with me k.
you turn anywhere you also see one.
i run until US they still follow me.

sigh~ what wrong did i do you all?

aiya, lets not talk about depressing stuffs.

recently, i chanced upon this web:
www.wheregotfree.com

tells you where have free things.
acutally i dont gian peng one la.
but you know, i really have nothing to do.
so i've signed up for everything.
basically only FREE CASH/VOUCHERS/GADGETS.
but i wont tio one la i know.
just for fun, so if you tio,
dont forget about me k.

now i know how those insurance agents got my no.
nvm la.
they call me is they suay and they dulan.
why?

ok.. example:
A denotes agent, M denotes me.
A:hi is this leonard?
M: who's that?
(sounds like one of my CB client! haha)
A:im actually bla bla calling from aia and..
M:(cuts him off) im not interested.

i will sound very very UNKEEN.
normally they will stop talking and bye.
short and sweet.
you dont reject outright, they start.
so must talk with attitude.
if they persist and talk,
this time shout: i am NOT INTERESTED !
cfm can.
cannot you take down his name,
i complain for you. hahaha~~~
my tactic work always.
they cfm tell you byebye.
only got once this farking malay.
nv say bye bye str away kup my phone.
ccb !
if not becoz i hugging buddha leg,
trying very hard to memorise my macro,
i will call back and she 死！

okayy... next up.
cny? the usual lor.
go to my dad's mum house.
then to my ah-ma's place.
ah ma is my mum's mum.
my dad's mum is his mum,
nothing to do with me.
i wont shed a single tear when she pass on.
not that i hate her la.
but no feelings towards her.
bias towards my elder bro.
coz he zhang zi di sun.
big fark meh?

anw, she stop recognising me since erm 18?
that's about six yrs alr.
so i supposed it doesnt matter to her.
she wont even know who didnt call her.
im the only one that hiew lan her every yr.
i dont call her ah ma.
she's only my dad's mum.
am i a farker?
no la hor, she chu 1, i 15 ma.
since she only dote on my elder bro,
what for i go kah lan her?

actually i dunno why i share my private stuff.
guess i am really really REALLY bored !

i want to play mahjong and black jack!
what's cny w/o gambling?
dont tell me gathering.
that's bullshit.
you got heart, anytime also can gather.

anw, once cny over,
i have no more excuse not to study.
nov it was after reservist la.
dec was after hols la.
jan is after cny la.
now feb i dunno use what?
sian sian sian X 100000000~~~~~!!!!!!

i dont want to chiong exams in a mth again.
last yr didnt fail is becoz i lucky.
a person wont be lucky forever.
i will start next mon.
i hope i will la.
hmm.. can i quit sch?
im serious. i want to quit sch !

woa.. can you believe it?
it's now 4.50.
blogging really kills time.
maybe i shld just blog everyday.

aiya dont type le.
sian liao.

smoke smoke~~~~~