hehe for fun..

After many years of forgetting you (blogspot), I’m back!!!

Actually it’s just Covid 19 cb period..
Stay home stay home..
U know how bo liao or not u know u know!!!
If not I’m probably playing mj at sab’s place liao

And becuz of cb stay home, have lotsa empty time..
So got once I bo liao until go read my blog again..

Selectively la..
knn I so Loh Soh when I was young..
Maybe now also equally Loh Soh.. hahah
But as usual, I laughed at some of my writings again
Hahaha

What shld I write?

Ok I shall talk about cb period..
This cb period really cb leh..
Cuz cannot go out play mj..
Nvm..
My mama also Everyday at home..
Also nvm..
She Everyday cook!!!

Before cb, I only have to eat when she afternoon shift..
Now I Everyday have to eat..
She’s worried her son hungry... ikr...
But she cook so much end up 70% I eat..
Haiz..
Still scared i midnight hungry..
Make tuna fish buy ham buy bread..
Season chicken chops so I can air fry...
真的...妈妈...何必呢？
你是不是要肥死我！

Keep telling her don’t cook Liao..
She say papa and me also need to eat Ma..
I said ok then don’t cook mine..
Cannot don’t eat one la wait u hungry..

Ok! 你赢！ok ? 我输！
At this rate I’m going, running daily also won’t help le..
I still thot with cb I have more flexibility for my running timings..
Can use this period to shed some fats..
Seems like I’m wrong..
Now don’t gain too much is the aim..

All becuz I sibei tum jiak..
Haiz..

Dilemma

Today I'm back just to pen down my thoughts.

3 months ago I had dinner with ex colleagues.

I was just casually mentioning bout wanting a new job to yk.

Yk being a senior guy who took great care of me when I first joined DBS really looked out for me.

He mentioned that his side has an opening. 

But the role was iron ore broker.

Which I didn't like..

I believe he highly recommended me to his boss.

Yet I didn't even go meet his boss.

Since I knew I won't like the role.

Last week he text me again.

This time is LME broker. 

Which I'm more comfortable with.

And since last time flew his plane,

this time I went to meet his boss.

Had a long 1.5hrs chat.

Throughout this chat my thought was:

KNN this siao eh expectations so high.

The role is definitely manageable.

But he seems to expect alot from his brokers.

Seriously idk if I'm able to meet his demands or not.

Anw he asked about my current income.

So I told him about 74k pa now.

Then asked about my bonus.

Also told him straight last year was 17.5k

So he said total about 90k...

And I said yeah..

Thought he would counter me a figure.

End up nothing leh?!

Does this implies he won't pay me more than current?!

And btw, total was about 92k!!!

Don't short change me leh.. 

Anw I didn't ask much because he said this:

Our working hours here on avg is 11-12hrs.

I hear liao alr sian 3/4..

When I reached office I did a calculation.

One day work 8hrs, one week 40hrs,

one month 160hrs, one year 1920hrs.

If I take 92k divide by 1920hrs my hourly pay is $48.

Want me to work 11hrs a day, you need to pay me $10560 a month to only match my current pay!!!

Which... Is not possible.

I think at most he will only pay 8k+

Means this is a no go for me.

Plus DBS leave 26days!

So effectively I only work 11months.

Best is working from 2pm-1am.

Super no life can?

At least now the whole day is to myself.

Work 11hrs traveling up and down 2hrs. Sleep 8hrs. I'm only left with 3hrs to myself.

Some more reach home wont sleep immediately one ma..

So reach home almost 2am.

Bathe relac awhile sleep at about 3.30.

Sleep bout 8hours wake up 11+

Drink coffee smoke pang sai take lunch then it's: nb time to go work liao.

Oh gosh I write until here i see it's definitely a no go.

Ok leonard thanks for the detailed analysis.

You can reject the job liao.

Jiat lat

I think there's something wrong..

These few days there's a prob with my articulation

And in my writing as well

I can't express myself properly or correctly like before.

Jiat lat wtf is wrong!!!!

Weird?

Me: hi how much is scaling, clean up?

Dental: 60-100

Me: oh why such a big range?

Dental: depends on how dirty or stubborn the stain ma

Me: how about normal normal types?

Dental: maybe $80?

Me: hmm so it's nv $60 la?

Dental: no la never

Me: ok tks bye

I shld have just said: fuck then why gimme the range starting from $60?

Idk if that dental is weird or it's me?

You say you say!!!!

2014 !!!

great i cant believe im blogging again.
and if you've guessed it, yes im here to complain again.
yes!!! after ages of not blogging, my first post is a complaint?
get a life leonard..

is anyone still even reading this?
oh well it doesnt matter, this is just another means of venting frustrations.
and many a times, its for my own reading pleasure. haha

anw, today's  complain is about a cb kiau tor.
knn ccb cabby.
its seriously only a small matter why must you piss me off?
ok im taking a cab home from work as usual,
this cab wound down his window and ask: where to?
i was thinking does it even matter?
nvm forget it.
after boarding the cab realised hes got no sense of directions.
this is still fine. really.. cuz im one 路痴 myself.
its the manner of the way he asks..
every junction he will ask: 'here?' or 'stop?'
cb i got tell you here or not? i got say stop or not!!!
nvm, i lun.
so i said, keep going straight la!
when have to turn, i said traffic light turn left.
reach traffic light he ask me again: turn left?
so i start to get dulan liao.
still i lun.. thinking he might be some retarded imbecile.
so stupid a young man like him cant find jobs outside.
gave him benefit of doubt.
when i was so glad to fuck off after reaching, he gave me my change of 40cents.
and this 40cents break down is one 20cents, one 10cents, two 5cents.
i said: can you gimme a 20cents coin instead?
if you dont have change, i really can accept the 5cents no issues.
even if thats not the case, you lie to me i also lan lan right?
but no!! he challenged me: thats 20cents what..
i: yeah i know but i dont want the 5cents, 
dont you know that the customer is always right? just gimme a 20cents coin
he: i also want to get rid of the 5cents
i: so you'd rather i complain you?
he: yeah complain la
i: ok
so i alighted, slammed his door and called hotline immediately.

cb kiau tor you think im one to make empty threats right?
when i say i will complain i really will complain.
i must make sure you lose your taxi license.
see how you gonna survive in singapore.
especially with your fucked up attitude.
cb you are just a fucking kiau tor
why must you challenge me over 20cents?
i cant wait for them to get back to me.
only problem is.. its premier taxi, not comfort.
if comfort im very certain i will win.
so to better armed myself when they call back, i went to their website.
found 2 clauses which adds to my advantage:
Don'ts:
Challenge passengers to complain against you.
Pick and choose passengers for flag down. 

nb he committed both like that i still lose i nothing to say.
i still cant believe that kiau tor actually challenged me.
even those ah beng ah beng cabbies also nv guai lan me.

i decided !!! i must make you lose your taxi license!!!!!!

shld i even stomp this? hahaha

Happy Birthday Leonard!

omg im 29 alr..
next year big figure gonna change.
cant say im 20+ anymore.
mentality i dont feel too diff from 10years ago.
but facially, ive aged!!!!
mostly my eyes area la... nb...
physically, getting fatter and fatter. knn pui !
is this the sign of metabolism slowing down?
if yes then why do i feel hungry all the time?
hahaha.

oh even though i gotten fat, i still passed ippt!
actually it was kinda by accident.
cuz i favour going for RTs.
spend 2hrs there, 5hrs dont need to work.
got $20 to take.
drive to work dont need to spend on mid night cabs.
not bad what right?
YET!!!! 2days ago i scrapped my car while parking.
at bedok camp.
where the car park is pathetically SMALL!
but all along i park ok de leh.
or is it really the short sighted me who cant see?
and it was a very bad damage.
2nd time alr leh.
accident free de me actually damaged the car twice this yr.
really not my year.
haiz... $650 gonna fly away~~~~
DULAN.
oh ya, then i was so pek cek i thot:
I NV WANT TO COME BACK HERE AGAIN!!!
but after i run finish and passed, i abit regret.
12 more sessions can earn 200+ leh
i planned to pass on the last session one.
take the 400+ plus last session pass another 100.
now plans all spoiled.
nb!

ANW!!! lets not talk about depressing issues.
ytd while in office, andy and sk bot me a cake.
i was like so wowed~~ haha
what a surprise.
i mean, the most i expected was a happy bday handshake.
thats why i think my night desk rocks.
no hidden agenda against one another.
cuz the one who has the highest chance of politics is not playing.
yep that person is me. hahah.
then sat they still wanna treat me go eat jumbo.
although is sk herself want to eat seafood la.
but im getting a free meal.. =D

nonetheless, main purpose of this post is:
i have a colleague who is a transgender!!!
or rather, transgender-ed.
as i cannot claim cab anymore, i tend to follow sengrui home.
cuz he stays tampines and his package can claim.
if not i follow julian home who drives.
also stays tamp.
im so cheapo i know. hahaha.
ok dont digress.
as usual i was talking cock with sr on cab.
then we mentioned about this colleague.
i was happily say how nice and fun is he.
always gimme bully.
then sr told me dont joke about genders though.
at first i didnt really catch it.
i still say aiya can joke one la.
thats when he seriously told me no cannot joke one.
i still asked why leh you try before meh..
then he said: i think theres something you dunno..
he was actually female previously and had a sex change.
i was like: !!!!! hai um hai zhan gah ? todays apr's fool meh!
but he kept saying hes not lying even though hes laughing.
i was still doubting him at this point of time.
cause 我接受不到咯。
adding this was about 3years ago.
only those who worked more than 3 years knows.
also mentioning how he never uses our toilet.
always go up to another level toilet.
until shift to mbfc then he uses the guys toilet
btw, we were previously at another building.
so i asked him: then does he actually has a dick? HAHA!
he then said theres another story for that.
after that reach his home alr.
so i guess i need to wait tonight to find out about the dicky part.
no wonder ive nv seen him use the urinals.
hahaha~~~

actually it really came as a shocker to me.
cuz i couldnt tell AT ALL.
to think i have been crapping and smoking with him for 9mths.
but i nv knew he isnt a complete man.
我真的接受不到咯。

not that i really cant accept it la..
just shocked.
imagine your smoking buddy used to be a girl.
haha.
ok la enough. stop harping on this subject.

last but not least, thanks for all the bday wishes!!!
=D

wow.. first post of the year !!!

yep you got it right.
i just realised i have not open ceremony for 2013.
which is probably becuz i didnt have much to blog about.

my life is pretty much a bore you know.
let me elaborate.
im permanently working the london shift.
so i start work at 5pm, end at 2am.
that is to say from 3.50pm to 2.45am im not at home.
add in i sleep about 7-9hours a day, im left with about 4hours plus.
yet i reach home bathe that would be like 3am, i dont sleep immediately?
play some bo liao games, read some bo liao news on my phone.
listening to some bo liao songs.
i sleep ard 4+.
wake up at 11+12+1, i dont jump out of bed immediately as well.
same thing, check emails, reply whatsapp if any bla bla.
by the time im done its almost 12+1.
it really depends on what time i wake up.
then what do i do ?
sometimes i have brunch sometimes i dont.
at times where i dont its cuz there is no lunch.
mama didnt buy or didnt cook.
go dabao my own lunch ? 
nah.. impossible.
like a lazy x10 eh ?

after that i watch 1-2episodes of TVB or XINMSN.
latter depending on who's acting.
ever since rui en stopped appearing ive also stopped watching.
by 2.15pm max i would try to get ready for a run.
cuz come back in about an hour, cool down its time for work.
on days when its not this routine, i would try to go swimming/tanning.
sounds rather healthy right ?
yet ive put on a lot of weight.
why ?
make a guess ?
YEP !!! CUZ OF THE FUCKING RAIN.
12-2pm it NEVER rains.
everytime i prepare to run it will rain.
KNN.
and its not like thunderstorm etc.
it will just drizzle.
thats it.
spoils my plan.
due to that i couldnt pass my ippt in March.
now ive gotta attend RT.
SWEE LA.
ccb.
on second thoughts, ok la.
dont need to work.
got money to take.. why not right?
hahaha.

come weekends, im always playing mj.
like a weekly event.
yucks, the beer im drinking now is not cold at all.
ok before i was interrupted by myself, yeah.
always mj.
but ive always been losing.
sometimes i question myself:
Leonard Chua, do you even know how to play mj ?
haha pathetic right ?
i dont understand how i always managed to lose.
ok la i win like 2-3 out of 10 times i play.
win i win 100+.
or win lose less than $50, or bo lai.
lose i lose 2-400+.
its like WTF.
do i really suck at playing mj ?
cannot be what ?
im a pro leh.
even when i cant read the tiles, i have my animal instincts (crap) ma.
im just plain suey to cant game.
or draw the shooter tile when im calling.
when i started playing mj, its like so smooth.
you know everything is planned swee swee.
dont need to think much.
nowadays everytime i open up my tiles i will:
i wanna go home.
i dont want to play alr.
ZEET (cant spell la but play mj one will know)
yeap thats how bad it is these days.
so ive finally stopped playing.
actually is no money to play la.
hahahaha.
but i really need to control myself.
debts havent pay finish every week go be their ATM.
 何必呢？

i need to find another hobby alr.
ive thought of going back to diving, but my dive buddy has deserted me.
not seen him in more a year, maybe 2.
diving anyone ?
im only a beginner who probably need to go OW again.

recent months as i got to know my colleagues better,
i came to know vincent who always go parachuting
i was like: ehh.. buey pai leh..
always wanted to try that out cuz i love thrills.
and so i started hearing him talk about it.
the more he talked the more i banished the thought.
knn bungee jump also dont dare to jump i think of sky dive ?
FREE FALL leh.
genting that ride play alr also balls shrink i wanna parachute ?
siao peh..

actually both i shldnt be considering la.
flying up the sky or diving down the sea,
both are darn expensive.
i shld probably get realistic and forget about it.
my financial status dont allow me to indulge in these 2sports.
plus more imptly, i no longer have the guts to do it.
 haha~~

so what shld i do ?
how about erm... fishing ?
HAHA !
sit there whole day, dont need to pay, smoke until die.
like a not bad.
but its impossible la leonard. dont even think about it.

meilian ever told me to stop mj.
go play lan with her.
as in LAN GAMING, not lan jiao that lan.
at least its not expensive and can last whole day.
but LAN leh.. thats so not me.
i only know how to play FM.
football manager. where i always cheat.
haha.

after eliminating my choices,
this finally brings me back to hibernating at home.
watch dramas, since internet is alr paid for.
and both this weekends i went out to run at night.
i completed 6km in 40mins, not very fast i know.
just leisure running to burn some calories.
i managed to burn 490 each run.
not bad right ?

you havent heard what i ate today.
woke up at 12+ with no lunch.
mama working, papa sleeping, bro sleeping.
i order pizza de france.
i ate 6 pieces.
say 1 piece about 200cals, i took total of 1200cals.
3hours later i finished one big pack of chips.
watching drama how can dont munch ?
that's about another 1100cals, according to google.
not to mention i had 2 cups of coffee.
idk how much, but i just put about 300cals in total.
thats like 2600cals alr.
ok la.. one day you take about 2500 for a guy ma.
BUT.. you do realised i havent tell you about my dinner ?
hahaha.
i went to nap at 6+ woke up at 8.
my dad dapao zi char backed.
pork rib king, salted egg fried chicken cubes and bean sprouts.
doesnt sound THAT bad la hor ?
but when i finished everything, my dad went:
真的吃完？酱厉害？
the portion was probably enough for 2 people.
actually i wasnt even hungry when i ate. :/
its just that dinner time must eat ma...
for that i took in about close to another 1500 cals ba.
or even more ? since you know.. zi char is never healthy.
pls this hoegarden im drinking, google says about 150cals.
of cuz drink 1 bottle is bo kick.
so ive taken in another 300cals.
omFg. what a horrendous sunday.

actually yesterday wasnt any better.
lunch was a packet of cai peng, maybe 6+700cals.
then dinner was beef sheng mian.
idk how much but i think got at least 800cals.
plus also 2cups of coffee. 300cals
then idk why my elder bro so bo liao.
bot a mothers day cake.
like WTH ?
then i realised his motive was the car.
he took it for today.
anw the cake was awfully chocolate.
i took 2 slices.
straight after eating my beef noodles
fuck la leonard you are so tam jiat ttm.
1 piece of the cake is about 500 cals i think..
or rather.. i hope..
as mentioned, i did how went for a run later at night.
only to burn close to 1 slice of the cake
FUCK. this is so NOT worth it.
sweat and pant for 40mins just to burn 1 slice of cake.
which i finished in less than 2mins.
apart from KNNBCCB idk what to say.
after cooling down and bath, i carried on watching my drama,
and bingo~~ started eating again~~
i cooked instant noodles.
plus ate another slice of cake.
ARGGGHHHHHHHHH !!!!
i cant stop eating... HOW ????

all in all.. it was a very devastating plus disastrous weekend.

in no time, probably 5years time...
i would be like Tan Ah Teck.
but before that time comes, i will commit suicide.
period.
 

2013!!!

Howdy everybody!!
Though I only left with small cats 2-3 Zhi reading.

Anw to start off, today was a very good day.
Cuz I Kena checked ic when buying cigarettes.
Hahaha!
It's been ages since I was last checked.
Then still people said I looked old.
And it was like 2 in a row said that.
KNN.

Ok happy finish.

Time to reflect.
2012... Why you didn't end on dec 12!!!
That was the only wish I had in 2011.
Actually I didn't rmb. I just checked only.
Haha!

Oh well since life goes on, I'm here to set resolutions again.

I finally found a new job.
Salary not very high tbh.
4.1 nia. Hope feb take bonus will bah bah.
But due to pro rata, got 1 month can Tao cho alr.

Due to my debts, I still have not travelled as much as I would have loved to.
Just hope that's all gonna change soon.
Since I have banned myself from casinos,
provided I can resist genting and leisure world, which I know I probably can't.
I shld take about another 12mths before I can pay off my debts.
Unless almighty is nice enough to let me strike toto, which I shall check later.
If not he can let me strike big sweep.
That's 2.2mil.
I will donate like 10% to charity I promise!!!
Pls la almighty pls pls pls.

Actually I don't have much to say just killing in time while in cab.

So yeah my only objective is debts faster clear!!

Shun shun li li huat ah !!!

Omg that's so uncle/aunty ttm.
Hahah.

Anw have a good one everybody!!
Cheerios !!

frustrating 4days

well if you didnt know, i enjoy tanning.
cuz i hate being so white.
just that i think mr almighty dont really like me.

sat, i went tanning at livia.
and the chair i was on soon got blocked.
cuz alot of condos surrounding the pool.
so that means no sun.
change chair la you'd think.
but i actually kinda dozed off alr.
when i woke up i was like 'tanning' in the shade.
so i shifted to next chair.
within 10mins it got covered again.
dulan i walked to the other side with no blockage.
moment i sat down sun disappear.
like tmd.
i still managed to tann abit la though.

come sunday, when the sun was so good,
i thot to myself, aiya today sunday.
every pool cfm alot of kids.
then ytd tanned liao..
so i didnt go.
told myself tmr monday la.
went for a jog instead.

come monday, the sun like half fark type.
tanned for 2hrs, but actually 1hr i was covered by clouds.
still i got abit of tann.
sick of the ai mai sun i came back to go for a run again.

tuesday came.
told myself today rest my legs.
run 2days rest 1day ma.
also say today dont tann.
i dont wanna do it everyday in case sun burnt.
and yes, the sun was damn intimidating on tues.
go tann cfm tio burnt.
 so i planned on weds.
 still book my dental at 12pm,
thinking after that str away hit the pool.

today, Weds when i woke up, 乌云密布.
KNN ALWAYS SPOIL MY PLAN.
when i stepped out only start to rain.
finish my dental come out only rain stop.
cb fen ming jiu shi yao drench wo ?
cuz i working at 6pm today, means i leave house ard 4.50
so from 1 to 3 i planned on watching 天梯
3pm i go run 1hr just nice bathe go work.
and from 1-3 is the cloudy cloudy windy weather.
when almost 3pm start RAIN AGAIN.
FUCK !
you got from 1- 2.30 you cannot rain meh?
3pm i want go run you rain ?
@#%%$#%^@#*%$

rain until 3.40+ you stop.
then what can i do ?
spoil my plan.

and i forgot to mention.
yesterday, which was tues, i was saying.
the sun was like damn BLOODY strong.
so 4.45pm when sun about to set le,
i thot: ah bo take a stroll to mrt station lor.
normally takes me about less than 13mins walk.
when i only started to walk for 3mins nia,
i felt a SINGLE DROP of water on my face.
i looked up, still sunny.
BKL rain one la.
within 10seconds drizzle.
within 1min downpour.
knn fucking hell lao cb...
those type of tai yang yu got or not ?
while running towards the void deck,
i still look up in the sky and went: SIMI LAN ?!
and i grumbled SIMI LAN at least 3times.


really fucked leh.
i feel he just purposely want to drench me.
rain 5mins earlier cannot meh ?
die die must make me kena rain jiu dui le la ?
im so annoyed by this can ?

i dont deny playing in the rain is fun la.
enjoy the cool weather with rain falling on you.
but hey.. news flash.....
im going to WORK LEH..
not like im heading home can bathe liao.
drench me jiu suan le.
make me sick la ?
let me go lor MC ger ma~~~
why am i still here typing vigorously ?

nb when i want go tann you cloudy.
when i lazy you sunny.
when i watch drama you cooling.
when i want go run you RAIN.
this really calls for a FML !!!!

arghhh fuck la..
yue type yue dulan.
really dulan TTM.


END HERE !

knn

the reason why im awake now is cuz of my acne.
you know like a real big acne. really KNN.
must be cuz i ate curry 3 consecutive days.
yeah curry is one of my favourites.
oh what has pimple got to do with staying up late ?
cuz mr vainpot is putting on his mask.
trying to make that acne smaller so he can squeeze it out.
i suspect there are at least 4heads within.
too pain to press now.
so yeah.. im here to clock 30mins of mask time.
hahaha~~~

anw, disaster has fallen..
im so fat now...
for the last month everynight eat supper.
weekends eat non stop.
ippt still havent pass. jiat lat.
thus ive started to live 'healthy' again.
ie to say eat 2meals a day. namely lunch and dinner ONLY.
start running daily again.
but its only day 2.
idk if my perseverance will last.. hahaha
i think im really such a glutton.
everynight supper not cuz i hungry.
well.. at least 4 out of 5 times im not.
just mouth itchy wanna eat.
im tempted to go sign up for some fitness course.
but expensive leh.
if only SOMEONE will bring me go FF on weekends.
like bring me in for FREE.
then let me see what is it like. worth it or not.
ok la someone = MR WAI !!!!

ok fatness aside.
lets talk about mj.
KNN ive been on a losing streak.
to the extend i really stop playing.
i used to play like 3-4 times a week,
last two weeks only played once.
and its like towards the end of 2nd week type.
wanna 'test' luck. end up still cui. sibei KNN.
the losing streak really made me lost interest liao
after excluding myself from casinos,
its time to exclude myself from mj.

now lets skip to work.
beginning to get the hang of new stuffs.
slowly adapting to the super long working hours.
like 9hrs a day WITHOUT break.
and its like i start at 2pm, i must reach on the dot.
cuz boss very particular, i mean GG about punctuality.
then i end at 11pm, i nv left before 11pm.
sometimes as late as 11.30.
you may think its only 30mins.
but when at phillip, i was seldom on time.
late liao still slowly walk.
reach liao still smoke first.
work 7hrs nia go play mj.
now leh?
i everyday double quick time to work.
at least for the first 6weeks.
now i tuo xie le.
i leave house 15mins earlier.
i still prefer to slowly walk.
means 1245pm to 1145pm is spent on work.
thats like 11hours.
2hours more a day.
10hours more a week.
40hours more a month.
i feel like complaining MOM.
the LAW states we cannot work more than 6hours consecutive.
i now work 9hrs straight.
of cuz smoking breaks are not included.
i dont care about this part.
its an entitlement. at least IMO.
then more than 44hours a week = OT.
now ive exceeded by 1hour.
gimme my OT PAY !!!!!
its not like i wanna GG.
but cmon la flexible abit will die meh?
nothing to do go home la.
i very long neh hear this sentence le.
and will NEVER hear it at dbs.
when i was first waiting for my license,
nothing to do the 3 uncles ask me go home.
everyday 6hours nia,
when i work from 1-9pm,
havent reach 8pm fl & ck ask me go home.
when i used to cover for ck, law say come after 5.
cuz i told him after 5pm carpark is per entry.
i work 5.15-11.thats less than 6hrs.
when i cover for FL, ck ask me come at 9.
cuz i say 8+ no parking lots.
i work 8.45-2. thats like only 5hrs plus abit.
when i dont feel like working,
nox tell me you want do do dw do dont do lor.
when i write tickets until pek cek brian write for me.
i go smoke.
not forgetting the many free dinners & kopis dan and fl treat me.
want take leave just take.
want geng mc just geng.
dbs take mc will set tongues wagging.
i was so pampered at phillip.
the most wonderful colleagues ever.
now all these privileges have been removed.
all for the sake of an extra 1k.
worth it or not?
you tell me..

wow seems like i havent really adapted!
HAHAHA~!~!~

oh ya.. i still have something to blog about!
its about taxi uncles.
cuz now i can claim cab home.
diff uncles got diff stories to tell!!
but then again, i lazy alr.
ill leave it for next time.
just want to say..
do you know some GG uncles actually carry 5cents?!?!
can you believe that?
fares like 24.26 for example,
i gave 25.
he actually returned me 75cents.
nb not return 80cents de meh~?
id rather you just return me 70cents.
WTF with FIVE CENTS !!!!
i feel like telling him NA _|_

ok la enough of whining.
im so full of complaints~~
sometimes i cant stand myself.....NOT!!
i aint no complain king for nothing !!! HAHA~~~~
till the next time i blog~~
adios~~

Ive done it !!!

Ytd lost mj $200.
Today sibei bei gum wan.
Go mbs fight !!!!
lost 3k.
Knnb Jin tmd pcb ttm !!!!

I think I better an fen Yi Dian.
别沉迷于赌博了。

I will stop thinking of getting rich.
It will nv happen.
Time to be realistic.
Lead a normal life.
Work a 5days week.
Find a wife.
Have some kids.
Yang them so next time can Yang me.
Pay all their education and hdb loans.
Get stucked in the rat race ba.
Yanping we chin chai abit.
Take each other ba.
Hahaha.

If not 3years later I go blind date liaoz
Wanna get married ard 32.
Ah Bo too old Liao right?
Hahah.

Ok rubbish aside.
I know my thinking may sound illogical.
But past few years I'm just thinking of quick $$.
Being a 打工zai won't get rich.
And idk why the fark 'zai' is not available.
Cannot be 'zhai' what ?
My han yu ping yin zai one can ?
Anw.. that's why I was besotted with gambling.
But really.. Today I see broken le.
Leonard chua.. You are destined to be normal.
If I carried on gambling im just omy to bankruptcy.
you know.. Like self destruction ?
Yet it's nv too late la hor ?
All men makes mistakes. Just repent.
Hahahah.
Weewee teach me one.

So yeah.
Lead the avg joe's life.

From today onwards.
I will quit gambling.
Except for the occasional mj la.
And no I'm not kidding.
Cuz Ive alr ban myself from casino.
I'm so proud of myself.
One year later I will really be free of debts.

Now I don't have means to squander my pay away.

0909.
Pls go buy 4d.
Leonard took the initiative to apply exclusion leh !

Yet for now i can't fall asleep.
Cuz of 27k of debts.
Its running thru my head.
All the things you said all the things you said.
Running thru my head running thru my head.
Hahah dam old song !!
Ok Mai lame.
Let go Leonard LET GO !!

Tmr is a fresh new start.

@wai
I'm so surprised you're still reading.
Even my most loyal fan also stop Liao.
I'm utterly disappointed with him man.
Hahaha.
Anw what's shk ?
I think very long..
Um tong hai Sio hoon Kee ?
I'm so pro. Haha!

@kl
Wait for me.
Next year oct I jio u go.
Just nice winter again.

Boring

While waiting for my mj session,
I'll just waste a little time here.
Haha.

And so after 4.5years, I've orded.
From phillp futures.
Today was my first day at dbsv.
Luckily Siok Kah was there.
If not idk how I'm gonna pass my day.
Waiting for mas to approve license,
I can't do any trading.
And I've gotta wait for 1-2months.
Zho Bo is so difficult.
Cuz you dunno when you're done.

First day at work, I half regretted.
Why ?
Half my colleagues are ah tiongs.
OmFg can ?!?
And 1of them dam unfriendly.
Oh well I guess better than...
having half my colleagues as abnn ?
Hahaha.

I seriously dunno I can build up rapport Bo..
Cuz I alr dislike them from heart.
I think I probably won't stay long.
YET !
It's not 我说的算。
I need lobang to move ahh!!!
This line is so cb.
Everywhere so hard to get in.
As in the better payings one la.

First day at work, my boss ask me take leave.
Cuz regulations state mandatory block leave.
He wants to take before my license approve.
Which is no wrong on his side la.
But to me: knn Jin cb.
Plus he's not paying me the allowance yet.
Really knn.

Ok all in all to sum up, BORING leh..
First day at work.
I hope within a year I can hop again.
Really no interest with the ah tiongs.
If you smartly have guessed,
Staffs mostly ah tiongs cuz clients also.
I hate ah tiongs !!!
But still much better over abnns.
Cuz abnn sibei gei gao.
They can haggle with you $1.20
To them every cent counts.
So yeah.. How nice for this world..
If abnns don't exist.
The world will look more fair.
Less smellier.
Less irritating.
Less annoying.
Less irksome.

Oh well.. It won't happen.
Dream on Leonard dream on.

Blogging really kills time.
Like that I waste 15mins Liao.

Tmr is gonna be a zho Bo day again.
Zho Bo for 9hrs.
Like WTF.
I miss this sentence:
Nothing to do go back lor.
Alas, no one will tell me that at dbsv.

Oh ya..
One more thing..
My ofc will shift to MBFH.
marina bay financial hub that is.
Very very bad sign.
Cuz it's only beside mbs.
Like you know SIDE BY SIDE !!!
I'd better ban myself.
Hahaha.

Ok la don't want Hala Liao.
That's all for today.
Goodbye folks.
If there's still anyone reading.
=D

TAKABISHA 高飛車

Hello hello!!!
ok so i havent been blogging for awhile~~
now blogger now has this new 'look'..
costing me like 30secs to search for 'Create new post'.
ngoh hou um likey~!

anw i was watching hua yang ren jian on xinmsn.
after watching that i found a video below titled:

Dad Builds Backyard Roller Coaster

i naturally just kpo-ly clicked on it,



and i was thinking how much fun it must have been for that little girl.
hear her kpkb can tell alr. hahaha

next up another related video is the essence of this post:

TAKABISHA onride 1 (front row) 高飛車

after watching it, i just felt a strong urge to blog it.
VOILA~~~~ this is like OMFFFFFG right !!!!
my jaw almost dropped at 1.58mins-2mins
after that it was all smiles on my face
it felt like i was sitting some 'motion master' ride.
minus theres no wind blowing my face la.

you know the best part ?!?!
i was there!!!
and the best of the bestest part ??
this wasnt built when i was there.

seeing this makes me have a urge to go Fuji Q again..
hahaha

ok im so not used to this new blogger theme,
thats it.

update when im not lazy,

its 4.05am in the morning.
be thankful im introducing such a wonderful ride~ =D

PS: i almost cant find the 'PUBLISH' button. HAHAHA

注定

just finished watching this serial.
initially i didnt know what was it about.
except ann kok was in it.
and its becuz of her and chew chor meng i watch.
well, i must say.. wawa productions really are good man.

the show is about addiction to gambling.
they probably shld have gotten me to go care lare fare.
it really speaks the life of gamblers.
a non fiction drama.

not that all are true though.
especially the ah long part.
of cuz im not speaking from personal experience la. haha.
i have a friend who borrowed from them.
the splashing of paint and O$P$ is true.
i also saw the O$P$ in my lift once.
but the beating up part he said nv happened before.
use backside think also know la right ?
they are only runners..
why would they wanna risk getting caught right ?

anw. not impt.
after watching the show, im very motivated to quit gambling.
they have too many real quotes alr.
especially the one i always say as well.
when you're in luck and winning you will nv leave.
when you're down and losing you wanna fight back.

sometimes i also dunno whether im gambling for money..
maybe i just want to gamble.
my financial status used to be excellent.
but it all changed when i was 17.
the year i was introduced to soccer punting.
betting soccer all the way till now.
ok now very very seldom alr.
once in a while nia.
since there are casinos now.

so its really true when you younger = soccer punting.
older = table games.
elderly = jackpot machines.
and i have already done all the 3 above.
not that im exactly proud of it.
but idk man..
i think i shld probably go for some counseling.

they even have a pledge:
Gambling is the root of all evil,
Disputes are rife at the gambling table.
Do not covet ill-gotten wealth.
Gamblers will come to no good end.

and ta~da~~~ i decided to quit gambling.
but its not easy. its really not easy.
WATCH THE SHOW AND YOU WILL KNOW.
so stop saying i have no determination.
stop thinking i have no will power.
just KNN WATCH THAT SHOW.

at least im not borrowing from loan sharks.
not that its any diff borrowing from banks.
hahaha.

ok la i think i slowly slowly quit.
start from mj.
then again every time i say want stop mj,
ppl jio i will just agree immediately.
when no one jio i also cannot tahan more than 3days.
cb.. is there really no hope for me ?

NO i can do this.
the most i play lesser.
one week once.
quota hit i dont play.
then become one month once.

for soccer i shld just stop completely.
so easy to win the bookies already busted.
okayyy. the above is very singlish.
c'mon leonard~~ stop deceiving yourself.
you cant win from the pookies.

as for casinos.. i will stop going after this month.
cuz im going genting again. hahaha.
and i have a free room in may again.
anyone wanna go ?
if i cant find ppl to go then apr will hopefully be my last.

i can do this.
stop gambling. stop stop stop~
gamblers come to no good end ahhh.

since it didnt kill me i ought to be stronger now.
just nice the song now:
What doesnt kill you makes you stronger !!!

ok im gonna quit gambling ~~~
no this is not some april's fool joke.
you ppl will support me one righttttt~~~





oh one more quote from the drama:
you can never trust a gamblers' word.

HAHA !

as the title says.. i think its 注定啦。注定 ！

东成西就

You know this v hilarious show ?
Which boast stars such as Jacky cheung,Tony Leung, Leslie cheung Maggie cheung(?) etc etc.

Ok la zhang man yu.
Since zhang xue you and zhang guo rong is cheung I think she also same.

Anw was surfing thru 喜剧column.
Came across this 东成西就2.
Also boast stars like Eason Chen, ekin Cheng, William so, ah b, Karen mok etc.
I genuinely thought it will be funny as well.
End up ?
It is 一点都不好笑！！！

Really waste of my time.
Then again I alr watch half way.
So have to got start got end.

End up I ate two slices of bread with tuna.
Plus Milo while watching.
Even though I just had mc spicy 4hrs ago.
And best part ?
Both times I wasn't hungry.
Cb I feel worst than a pig.
Dee dee jiat dee dee jiat.
Best-est part ?
I'm turning in soon.
Eat slp eat slp eat slp.
Really is fml ttm !!!

I need to curb my appetite which idk how.
Any suggestions ?

Anw !!!
First cup for Liverpool on Sunday!!!
Liverpool ftw !!!
Like an awesome you know ???
Woohoooo~~~~

Fed up.

Thinking of my job scope.. I only have these two words: fed up!!!

I'm so sick of my job.
I hate being a tel phone operator.
Even though I'm not at work now.
But once I think about work later,
It's like a fucking sian.

Everytime go office is bored to death.
Cb.
Simple things so many ppl do.
Since so many ppl do I don't do ppl say I Bo chup.
Say my attitude slack.
Knn must ACT busy then is work?
Reply stupid emails with a single word: NOTED means what ?
Telling other ppl u got read mails got work?
Really leh. Kiau tors being kiau tors.
And I Thot you were different.
I'm wrong.
Cb if only I'm capable of being so fake.

What other jobs can I do ?

ARGHHH FUCK LA !! FED UP !!!!

I need a holiday.
Shall push back my repayments plan.
Taiwan or Osaka ?
Hmm.. Planning planning~~ =)

MC MC !!!!

hello hello~~~ ive chao genged today !!
ok la not really chao geng.
got abit of throat prob (what's new ?) so decided to mc.
let me show you convo with my manyger..
i think funny ?



anw, thurs and fri need to work till wee hours again.
cuz of some fat arse not around..
so the plan really is to rest at home.

out of sudden 30mins ago..
mei wa me: leonard~~ you working ah ?
so i told her no leh mc.
her reply: OMG!!! MJ !!!
my reply: ok ! what time ?

cb there goes my purpose of resting at home.
for a long while, i nv felt like jio-ing mj.
lose until scared liao.
although ppl jio me i still surely oblige.

but seriously ive been losing for a while.
WHY HUH !!!
i gah gah teh tou hai yat gor : 将神！

king of mj ahhh~~~ you dont love me anymore meh ?
why always make me lose..

last time play mei and her colleagues lose 290.
previous time also lost 2+300.
then play with ant lose 100.
and i havent pay her yet. HAHA!
last week play with ceci they all also lose !!!
KNN~~~~

later better win.
i had enough of losing !!!!
c'mon man uh uh~~~

so...shallow ?

It all starts with my Starhub tv and maxonline.

Been having some discounts from corporate.
Now everything expired.
I called to renew they say need to wait.
Wait for relevant dept to advise current promo.
I bet it's just a plot to make me pay more next month.

In order not to let em scam me,
Ive decided to use all my rewards Pts.
But I lazy to go online find so I called.
Total rewards 1050 plus another 100.
Like u know I have to pay an execution fee.

And I have like 1142. 8pts short.
That Maria on the phone just refuse to waive off this 8pts.
So I: ok fine I will do it myself. Thanks bye.
I kup.
Balek call.

Press press press finally to cfm press 1.
After I pressed 1 operator picked up my call.
Nb pek cek you know?
So I demanded: WHY am I being transferred to you?
She: sir you are trying to do some redemption?
Me: yes so?
She: probably u can gimme your ic I can check for you?
Me: u haven't ans my qn.
She: sir it could be some system fault.
Maybe u can provide me with your ic so..
Then I cut her off: for what? You can't help what?
She: in this instance where you are alr transferred to me, I can waive off the 100pts and do a redemption for you?
Me: ok my ic is 841....

End of story.
You don't think I very shallow meh ?
Superficial ? If yes I choose to differ.
I have a better word le it's practical.
Being a realist.
Hahaha.

Hello EveryBirdie

hello everybirdie.
hows life been for you all ?
ok life pretty much sucks for me.
so yeah lets not talk about it ah..
tanks everybirdie tankSSS.

anw, im pretty bored as you might have guessed it.
thats why im here to waste some time.

you know.. recently i realised that i dont have many friends.
ok its not recently. ive always known that.

yes i have many friends on msn.. on my phone book.
i used to have 100 over friends on my friendster.
but 90% of them i dont really contact them.
so does it makes them acquaintances ?

let me show you one classic example.
on CNY lunar day 1.. i came home ard 8+..
waited whole night but no one jio me go gamble.
either leonard chua dont exist in their world,
or they thot im still working night.
which i strongly believe its the former.

only anne jio me for mj.
yet end up timing buey gum.
so i actually slept at 10+11pm.
like an early ?

then day 2 is the same.

lucky both days i working at 6am, easily tired at night.
if not i will feel so lonely..
awww~~ emo emo~~ haha !

ok thats not the point.
i really bo peng you meh ?
i shld think so.

day 3 im still working 6am.
but 2+ when i going home, my boss jio me mj.
ok shes not really my boss anymore.
since she also quit liao.
but i only know her for like half a yr.
since we dont interact when i working night.
maybe she also just purely lack of leg,
but at least she will xiang dao hai you leonard zhe ge ren.

then thurs is at liling's house with jane and co.
quite standard every year.
edna meilian etc will call me.
nice ppl~

then sat went my boss, cecilia's house again.
then afternoon ss suddenly msg got BBQ at his house.
free just come.
as usual la.. the BC gang no one will think of me except him.
this is not what i say one.
is bk tell me straight in the face.
but its ok bk. i dont really care. haha.
the point is not about bc bo chup me.
the point is many many ppl see i insignificant.

yet its ok leonard. you dont need friends.
you just need acquaintances..
as long as they are willing to help when you have probs.
like dear mr bk and weewee will always ans my PC quires.
so nice !

talk about bk.. ytd he told me about yp.
she say i petty.
say i PETTY.

since im so bo liao now.
i shall blog about it.

initially its a very happy planning of genting trip.
me yp bk and hw.
ok. i type out.
cuz maybe 10yrs later i read i forget these initials.
yanping, boon kiat and hui wen.
whole thing only me and yp involved.
cuz the other two chin chai.
so. the scenario is that she only need to pay bus fare.
since rooms i get free.
note: ONLY bus fare.
when booking for bus, we originally decided tampines board bus.
as me and bk stay pasir ris. hw stay tamp.
yp stay bedok.
no matter how ppl see also all come tamp central right ?
she say very far.
bedok to tamp. very far.
i repeat: bedok - tamp = VERY FAR.
ok neh mind.
after that she say board at bedok la.
so she can sleep 30mins more.
WE all go bedok just for her ONE person.
so i nicely and amicably explained tamp most central.
me and bk cab there take 5mins.
hw walk there also 5mins.
she also 7-8mins can reach.
she say like that ask hw go her house stay lor.
then two at bedok me and bk lan lan.
still say ah bo she two board at bedok.
me n bk tamp. meet at genting.
cb like that call go holiday together meh ?

so end up i dulan.
say she dam selfish only think of herself.
she very proudly: im like that. bk and hw know de.
i think she said something like: you want you accept.
if not too bad.
still say: just like some ppl can accept your attitude,
but not my self centerness.

first i want to tell her this: there is no such word as centerness.
secondly, its not self centered. gen ben shi SELFISH.

so i replied i only attitude when ppl attitude me.
she selfish to everyone.
she: Then ? so what ?

ok lor since like that say.. dont go liao lor.
i also didnt want to reply since i not really intending to quarrel.
she got too many unreasonable logic.
its a waste of time to quarrel with her.

ever since we stopped talking.
and idk whats with her ofc com.
msn always: she has sign in then signed out.
dee dee sign in and out in and out.
so i think aiya she also not talking to me.. delete la.
note: i only delete. i did NOT block.
thinking she want talk then talk lor.

end up ytd bk tell me she say i petty.
cannot see me online = i petty ?
i online whole week you one word neh say.
i delete liao then u go ask ppl: leo online or not huh ?
just finding excuse to say i petty ?

know how to say ppl petty dunno how to think who caused it ?
ytd when sending weewee home i also told him.
i asked: so board tamp or bedok ?
he: tamp la fei hua most central what.

see.. SEE !

ok la enough.
fan zheng also nv talk liao.
i very used to breaking up with friends.
hahaha~~

so ya lor.
thats why now i boh simi friends.
i wont go find ppl unless i have a motive.
i dont deny.

thats why now im at home typing this.
hahaha.

not that i dont meet friends for dinner or drinks la.
but mei shi meet lai gan ma ?
even when ppl yo shi they also wont find me.
cuz i probably wont be of any help.
so ya lor.
mei shi wont meet. you shi gen bu hui meet wo.

and i was just telling jane on thurs.
if i ever diagnosed with cancer, i surely wont go for treatment.
just ask for painkillers and wait for death.
yi liao bai liao.

anw, its unlikely to happen for now.
i need to smoke more and drink more.
so ya i bo liao finish alr.

conclusion is.. dont need friends de la.
so used to being alone alr.
always rmb this leo: what doesnt kill you only makes you stronger !!
woohooo~~~
like a WOW..

oh ps. how could i ever forget about my darling buibui.
then hor.. she staying like woodlands.
very hard to meet up.
and we dont really have much mutual friends.
hahahah~

ok la thats all for today.
i cant believe you actually read till here.
tankss everybirdie~~ tanksSSSSSS !!!

resolution 2012 !

ok im late.
but oh well, i never really seem to fulfill them.

lets see what i wanted for 2011:

In 2011,
1) I NEED to be debt FREE !
2) I NEED a higher pay job. 2355 leh ! beggar meh ?
3) I WANT to lose weight ! 65kg..
4) I WANT to go Australia or Taiwan or Korea or Osaka !
(felt like using 'and' instead of 'or'.. hahahah)
5) I shld smoke lesser ?


number 1 still failed.
im still in debt.
WAH KAO !
kl and i are going to invest in some 4d master.
lets hope it works.
we despo alr.

number 2 supposedly succeeded.
but the company went bust before i joined.
WAH KAO !

number 3 happened.
i was 65 by june.
but by dec i was back to 72.
WAH KAO !

number 4 did not materialized.
i only went to msia and indonesia. =(
like a boring.
WAH KAO !

number 5 of cuz will never happen.
even now i think im getting a lump at my throat.
sometimes i dont even feel it.
the last time i went to geng mc,
after i had some sore throat prob a week ago,
the doc asked: are you sure your throat is fine now ?
me: ya.. but a little sore la.
doc: its VERY red yet you say only a little sore?

and i really felt fine.. geng mc nia leh.
die liao lor. terminal stage le.
really is kao kao kao kao kao kao~~

im trying to emulate jay chou in case you still dunno.
hahaha~

ok 2012 dont want set le.
i only have one wish..

just hope the world really ends.

Final outcome

Just to update things.
They cb won't waive the fines.

After peuying with him, he agree to half half.

Waive one pay one.

Still I find it knn.
Not like I pay the fine go into his pockets.

Main reason he says I appeal too many times before.

Hahah!! Which I didn't even noticed.

Haiz sian $50 fly away.

Jin cb!

Complaint

Ok seems like many ppl asking me to update.

Ok ok that many only also 2-3ppl nia la.

I know right ??? Hahaha.

Still I shall anyhow entertain abit.

Probably can waste three mins of your time ?

First would be my car park fine appeals.
Note that I say appealS.
the one first was pure accident.
Fined cuz of seasonal parking which I didn't know.
And that night still lose mj.
Gan dulan.
Nvm. Sent in a waiver request.
They reject me.
They REJECT me leh!!!
Wtf nv once my San ding bu LAN Zhi she fail before lor.

So I balek appeal.
Rounding off with: is HDB so hard up for $50?
They dont want reply me Liao.
Knn.
Anw while waiting for reply. I kena fine again.
This time although win $14 but not enough to cover summon plus previous losses.
Even if I win $1000 u think I will pay the fine meh? Hahaha.
Just buey gei Yan pay to the CB fatimah.
KNNPCB Summon auntie PUI !!!

So yeah while pending for the first reply, I decided to call in this time.

They think they don't reply emails can escape me meh? Hahaaha

Anw this time the Aunty on the phone very nice.
Tell me re appeal gimme tamp branch hotline etc.
Still I decided to call that fella straight.
Believing I can get it waived on the spot.
This time is a cb huan nah bor.
I Lao LAN again. Haha.
I try type out my convo with her.
But since I'm using phone to blog, slowly figure who is talking to who.
I lazy to caption.
Is it a right choice of word? Haha.
Ok anw:

First time u all say that carpark only for season holders but I ask you la..
You go visiting you park at nearest car park or park 10mins walk away?
But sir that car park only for season....
I know that only now can? I wrote clearly in my appeal I didn't know back then what? Who will purposely go read the board right? I also admit my mistake alr what? Why can't you waive off the first fine?
Sir our officer is looking into our appeal if you did submit online...
No! He alr reject my waiver request which I don't understand why?
Ok sir maybe high vol give us some time.
Ok then let's talk about the second fine. When he reject me he say to park at the nearby multistorey car park in which I DID SO yet I kena fine again?
Why is that?
Hmm sir which multi car park did u parked at?
The nearest one la you expect me go find meh?
Oh sir our records show that u still parked at the season lots. You néed to park at the white lots.
(actually when I kena the second fine I alr noticed this part.. But I need to geh siao)
Come on la.. Who will go look for what lots to park at!!! You all say that car park for season must park multi story I park. Park alr kena fine again??? It makes no sense at all what?
Sir I alr told u you parked at season lots again...
Ok la ok la. I will never visit the area again la. Can u just waive off my fines?
You need to re appeal.

KNNNNN !!!!! Waste so much of my time end up still need to write in black and white.
Cb they watch too much just follow law?
Plus it's now more than a month since they say they will look into it.
Ytd I called again they say will revert soon.
Wah kao stupid huan nah bor. Do things so slow.
Zhi Jie waive off bu shi hao?
I seriously need to win HDB this time.
$100 is at stake!!!
Can go one time casino leh?
Hahahhaa.

Talk about that I just booked genting.
Supposed to have one for one promo.
So when I booked alr want to choose for same dates the free room they state cannot.
Dulan I call genting.
So when this girl picks up our convo begins again..
Pls note I'm using a very very aggressive tone machiam want fight like that.

That's this promo 1-1 going on right?
Yes that's only for online......
I know and I've alr book my rooms. So the free room is for low seasons right?
Yes but it's subject to......
(means she haven't say finish I cut her off la. Basically is I talking nia)
Now ive alr booked my room and I'm looking at the screen showing me all low seasons for the dates I've booked yet I can't get any free room!
Sir the promo is not for the same dates.....
Then what for you give this promo when I cannot get the free rooms for the same dates?!?!!!

She kup my phone.
WAH FUCK!!!
I gan pua dulan can ?
It's seriously dam dam cb de gan pua dulan.

Immediately called back.
Another guy pick up.
I called in two mins ago and the girl whom I was talking to hang up on me. I want you to get her back to the line now!
Sir we have many girls on duties right now.
So? I'm sure you can trace the number I'm using to call in and who picked up my call right!
Ok sir can I have your member ship?
I'm Not even booking a room why would u need that? I just want talk to the girl and give her a piece of my mind! (mama beside me.. No vulgarities..)
Yeah sir maybe you can gimme your membership number i can check for....
For what???!!! i just want to speak to that person and fuck her !! (sb sb dulan liao)
Ok sir maybe I consult my supervisor first....
Put me to your supervisor or manager.
So sir you want speak to my...
YES!!! I want talk to your supersior or manager!

Ok so now the sup comes to the line.
Actually while typing this he just called me.
Lucky the post still here ah Bo I type so much leh!!! Hahha.
Ok outcome later. Continue first.

Hi this is Sean how can I help ?
Sean? You are the sup?
Yes sir.
Ok good im leonard and now I will check with u. you are able to trace the numbers that calls in and who ever picks up the call right?
Yes it can be done.
Good. And I believe this hotline is a customer service hotline?
Yes it is.
V good! Five mins ago when I called in one of your girls actually hanged up on me!!! If the line got cut off the least she could do is to call me back and she didn't so I strongly believe that she deliberately hanged up on me and I don't think this is being customer oriented?
Hmm ok I agree with you. Maybe let me conduct a check first and call u back?
Ok. How long?
Probably about 30mins.
Ok I will wait for your call.

And really within 30mins he call but I didn't pick up la. Haha.
He left a msg saying still checking.
I still Thot he hao siao one That's why I want blog he hao siao.
Geh gou he really call me back. Suan ta hen..

Ok mr chua I've gotten my IT to check and cfm our agent did released your call. I will feedback this to my manager.
Then? That's it? I certainly don't think she's suited to be in this line?
Mr chua definitely my manager will take action against her.
Like what?
Probably give her a letter of warning or dismiss her depending on management.
(ok at this point I hear this I song Liao. But shu Lang boh shu seh)
So what's the reason from her for releasing my call?
Actually I haven't spoken to her yet.
(ok quite obvious he dw talk to me alr)
Ok then I will Wait for the outcome then.
Thank you mr chua.
Ok bye.

Ok that's it.
Pretty entertaining i guessed?
I'm not a complain king for nothing.
Even though I was wishing for more compensation to me than punishment to her.
Like gimme 3k non negotiable chips or gimme free rooms to stay?
Hahah gian peng again.

Anw, it took me like 45 mins to type this.
Very obviously implying that use a computer when you have one.
Hahaha.

That's for today... Entertaining ?
Let me hear yours thoughts. HAHA

Finally

I'm finally leaving phillip futures !
Woots !

Using the blogger app to write something.
Testing nia.

Anw life sucks recently.
What's new ?
Tell me about it.

Ok idk what else to write.
Nothing much to blog about also.
Supposed to plan genting trip with bk and yp.
But the latter dam lecheh.
No free room don't want go.
Got free room but ask her make a few calls she lazy.
Her laziness I guess is second to none.
Once our SMS convo:
Me: later can bring ear sponge for me?
She: you text me later to remind ?
Me: you cannot set alarm meh ?
She: I lazy

Pro la !
Who can win her you tell me?
I think if she don't need to eat,shit,pee.
She probably wont leave her bed.

Still dare to always ask me:
我很差咩？

I quote her examples like above she will say:
You also not my love.

That's worst.
Her kindness will only be out of pretense.

Wow yp I have successfully dedicated this post to you !!!

Ok la carry on watch drama.
Hope this 宅男 life can end soon.
I really need the new job !!!!

bored.

when lawrence told me to stay at home today, i asked why ?
he said the terrorists will plan another big one a decade later.
secretly, i was half hoping, no.. its hoping alot it would kill me.

im really really getting sick of life.
its crap you know ? CRAP !

is it really a cycle that everyone must go through ?
like you know the daily routines ?
eat sleep work eat sleep work etc.
i wish i could embark on a journey to see the world.
yet.. bo $$$$.

so we need to solve the $ problem.
how to ?
we look at working for it.
working for $ in a corporate world = stucked in rat race.
pls dont ask me what is the rat race.
google will be your best friend.

next would be getting it via a windfall.
ive been trying very hard in this aspect.
end up i owe alot of credit lines.
thanks to fairy and kl who taught me the 'benefits' of overdraft.
stop casino-ing, i turn to smaller investments.
like 4D and toto.
i only buy 4D if there are inspirations though..
which.. i hardly do.
toto i used to buy like mad !
yet knuckle got tight and i cant afford it.
only buy when there's a big draw.
even when abnn queuing in front of me i also buy.
end up ? end up !???!?!?
consolation also neh tio.
LIKE FUCK !

ok i dont 发钱焊.
then what else is there in life ?
get married and have kids ?
i kinda gave up that idea a few years ago.
cuz i think its stupid to have kids in SG.
its so expensive to raise a child.
that time still hear my aunty talking about O lvl fees.
somewhere like $600 ?
compared to my $100 ?
idk the exact figures la.
and its not like im wealthy.
i wouldnt want my kids to ask me:
why im not born with a golden spoon ?
(which i ask my dad many times alr)
its not say not wealthy cannot have kids la.
but you think from the shoes of your kids.
you think they will enjoy it meh ?

then i recalled my convo with my cousin a few days back.
he's only pri 3.
family gross income 3k+4.
i asked him know how to swim ?
he say dunno.
cycle leh ? also dunno.
cuz only bot bicycle for his elder sis.
budget family la.
dont have any extra curriculum activities.
so i ask him you everyday at home do what ?
watch tv lor.
play computer lor.
then i say nv go out one meh ?
he say parents also working, not free.

then as a parent you will be worried if they went out alone.
so ?
STAY AT HOME !!!

there !!!
if you not wealthy you will be slogging your lives out.
no time for your kids.
put yourselves in their shoes.
everyday at home ZHO BO.
like a boring can ?
if i ever have kids, i think they will lead the same life with me.
boring~~

ya today's theme is bored.
so im always emphasizing at bored~

ok la i need to think of what else to say.

then again, i suddenly lazy to think.
i shall go watch TVB drama.

btw, i think i wanna go Taiwan.
i kinda miss the food at night markets.
anyone interested ? =D

yp if you happen to see this, pls dont volunteer yourself.
cuz go with you bu shi SHOPPING jiu shi CLUBBING.

so ya.
bu yao na me ke qi le ok ?

Bali Trip 2011

hello hello im back from bali.
which i dont think many ppl would have noticed i was gone.
too insignificant liao. hahaha
anw who cares ?

so sian.
can only afford bali.
nonetheless, it was a good break.
took one week of leave.
plus previous thurs n fri chao geng mc.
means total 9days no work~~
wowww~~~ nice !
but the sad part is tmr's back to normal.
neh mind~~

this time went with bk, yanping and fo quan.
funny clique right ?
since they all same sec sch one.
bo bian.. their first choice mr wai no want go.
so i go kpo.

probably i shld set up another blog just for hols.
since i think my hol trips posts quite entertaining.
so ya.
lets start looking at itinerary.

Day 1
9.20am flight.
reach airport at 8.20/8.30 no wrong right ?
yp want to meet 7.50am
saying need to buy liquor.
so i debate time with her.
until i dulan.

buy one liquor need how long right ?
hai bu shi buy martel.
ming ming jiu shi yao shop other things dont want admit.
end up ?
we still met up at 8.20 cuz no cabs.
see ?
quarrel for what ?
shun zhe wo bu shi hao ?

after much hoo ha, we are up on the plane.






bk finally looking over.
lucky he sit the single seat for me.
if not i will be sandwiched by abnns.
front back right. omFg right ?


something which helps make the flight seem faster.


wake up cam whore again.

so sparing all the customs details,
we arrived at villa.










villa pics all self explanatory right ?

so after that is jumping into the pool.











after that we made our way to some shopping mall.
which i dont rmb the name.
cuz i had nothing to do with the itinerary.
went for A & W~

still love the curly fries.
oh well now McDonalds also have twister fries.
forget it~

next is klkk klkk klkk.
kia lai kia kee.
which is quite bo liao.
i hate shopping !
unless im buying for myself.
had Haagen Dazs there.
mc nut is finally back in production.
price about the same.
CB.

then we went to carrefour mai cai.
and i kept wanting to buy luncheon meat.
which they all fiercely tell me:
here where will have !!!!
aiya cook maggie mee need what right ?
talk about maggie mee dulan.
they sell one packet $1+.
knn. my house downstairs $2 buy 5.
they dare dare sell $1+ per pack ?
jing cb..

anw, spent half a mil shopping there.
why no pics right ?
cuz they not professional.
go holiday simi sai also must take pic what ?
ohh.. why dont i take the pics ?
cuz i wouldnt be inside ma.
HAHA

lets skip to dinner.

dinner supposed to be at Ultimo.
some fine dining place.
but too crowded.
so we made do with some jiat ba lang shop.
which turned up not bad.

rib-eye steak..
which is not mine.
mine is wagyu which was very fast in my stomach.
still miss the one in MBS.
and to quote bk, our BEST meal there.

back to villa.. swim again.




is she light enough to carry ?
i think my expression says it all..


im light enough for her though.
like what bk always say: yp 比你 man leh.

and the night was ended with:

sibei shiok.
although not world class jacuzzi la.
but just nua-ing inside.
smoke..
naisseee~~

DAY 2
ok i really cant find much pics.
very little pics of what we doing.
let yp take photo she only take her own pics.
ah bo i post them up la ??
ok neh mind.

woke up facing the pool.
then we went swimming right ?
ya think so.
then asked aminah to make breakfast.
no thats not her name.
just anyhow give one name. hahaa.
like shiok only.

after breakfast we walked ard.
ok there's only carrefour in the vicinity.
there's one ripcurl outlet though.
but not anywhere cheap.


so just take pics w/o buying. haha




tio jiat bah again.


our width like same hor ? hahahah





ok after cam whoring, we made our way back to villa.

and its time for water sports.
talking about the pics.
i just used about 12hrs to get pics from bk.
still another day de not finish.
nb so long.


going for our first activity para sailing~~~


hero go first. =D










sua gus nv see before..




i think thats me ba ?


come back liao.


this is awesome~~


so man hor..


childish liao.

since MY blog, the rest dont need so much pics.


fq just post this.
cuz he says this one he dam bloody fit


bk looks so happy.
seldom see him so happy de leh.


still laughing~~


think his mouth all the way neh close.


ok cfm no close..


next is miss hum ji.
kpkb (screaming) all the way.


check out her thighs man !!!


machiam shanghai tan du shen right..


3frens + 1 stranger.
we dunno each other de.


shld have jumped.
but stepping on the stones abit pain.
suan le.


going for banana boat next.
hero always sit in front.
but i realised...
sit in front less thrilling.
cuz i could see what was happening.




did u noticed we switched positions ?
cuz capsized.
ya i was watching it capsize.
while fq couldnt see.
next time i will hide behind.




very good very good. looks happy.


wahhh chai lehhh~~~
bah chai.. =(




forced me take with her.


bk say like wedding photo.
look like meh ?
i took like 10mins to type out the words: wedding photo


going for a fish that flies~~~


always standby to take pic.




still wanna take.


nv give up..


changed 3rd pose.




see me waving back ?
yp: how you know he taking us leh ?
me: idk uh.. just wave lor.. in case..


this time standby wrong angle.


but move forward alr just nice.
hahaa




大笨象disembarking.


ok the rest of the pics no more me.
enough alr.

after that made our way back to villa then wash up.
and dinner next.

before that i did something er xin again. hahaha


see liao also goosebumps stand right ?


yp say look like brokeback mountain.
wear same pattern means brokeback ?
got mustache my father la ?
bk 别怕.. im on your side.
any one's side but yp.
hahaha


yeah~~~ dinner at sushi teh..
first time. sua gu right ?
at least i admit.
go ntuc buy can liao ma.
eat for what ?
table shows citibank got discount.
so i walked back take my card.

settling bill then say only citi INDONESIA.
lao cb..
as if indonesians can afford credit cards.

ok suan le.

after makan. its back to villa drinking.
play the norm. thumb master.
all drank about the same gua ?
but as usual..
bk go first..





after seh seh liao..
jump into the pool~~
woww.. shiok only right !!!

but bk refused to jump in.
so me n yp had to coax and cajole him~~
end up bk went: 我没有醉！！！
and he also very manly de jump into the pool.

then you all know what happened next ?
the next min only...

scroll down ba~~~






machiam kena raped like that... hahahah

ok im going to stop here.
back to reality leonard.
tmr have to wake up at 5..
now 11pm liao leh~~~

got the rest of the pics then continue ba.

hasta la vista~~~

Saturday, Aug 06, 2011
ok actually dam lazy to blog.
but need to finish this entry.
so let's chop chop.

DAY 3
supposed to wake up early for water rafting.
but some MISS piggy want to sleep late.
so we put at 12pm.
which according to driver is late.

anw we went to see some coff plants/seeds etc.
coff tasted not bad.
but no one brought phone.. so no pic !! no pic !!!

after sleeping thru the 2hr car ride, we arrived.




they made me wear such an ah gua band ?
or bracelet ? whatever you call that.


the four of us very MAN right !! especially me


posing for the photo.




even though we approaching some sort of...
waterfall ?


still refuse to take my eyes off the cam.


still wanna take !!!!


even though knock down alr still want to take.


我就是要拍！






still trying to locate the camera.


completely knock off my seat.






woaaa... water rafting is fun...... ?


approaching some rock..


cb take pic happy happy half way hit into rocks.


not bad. camera man managed to capture our....
unglam shots ?


look at us dam garang right !!!!


machiam go fight war.


i love this pic.
it creates an illusion that my arms dam fit !
hahahah










is water rafting scary ?
you see we can make so many poses you shld have the ans.


next we stop for a smoke and water break.
+ cam whore break.










how can any destination i go be short of this pose right ?


trade mark pose.
naiseeeee ?


its not war cry la. no more war liao.
is water dam bloody cb de cold.








setting out again.


by now we also sian liao.
2hrs ride.
some more beginner route.
our only entertainment became take photo.




getting ready for cam shot.


just nice.






hero standing up.


i cover bk n fq.


i cover bk.


now cover fq.


they decided to stay lower than me.
hahaha.


see.. taking pic became our only source of entertainment.


dunno how come suddenly just came up with this pose.
must be watch from some shows de.
ok have added a new pose to my collection.


after this we reached a pt where we could get down.

water is supposed to be less rapid.
but still felt a little helpless when i couldnt hold my bal initially.
ji tao swept away by the current can ?
after getting used to it liao, fq n i managed to pee inside.
pee finish we went back to our raft.
as for bk. he alr kena swept 6-7meters away.
gave up trying to swim back.


last but not least.


the highlight of the water rafting !


yeah thats me posing for the cam again~


you all shld click on these pics.
their expressions all quite gei yan.
an expression of fear.
hahaha


this shot not bad.
i mean only me.
they concentrating on not falling off.


naiseeee !!!!


then kena water liao.




the consequences of being a vain pot.
in order to pose, im not holding properly.
thats why ji tao knocked over again.
yea those unglam legs are mine.






but it was fun though~~~ =D


bk still recovering. hahaha.

this drop concluded our water rafting.
after that was a NOT nice at all late lunch provided.
then we went back to villa.

since still early, we went out on the bike we rented.
ride go where ?
carrefour. hahaha. really is backside itchy right ?
walk 10mins reach liao dont want wanna ride bike.

reason being, we need to U turn back
but nearest u turn is at a turn a bout,
bk turn until 270degree he go liao.
so he went lost.
even though i turn 360degrees for the u turn,
becuz bk so confident de ride off,
i actually doubted myself at that point of time.
hahah
lucky i had fq with me: eh fq i correct right ?
fq: yes yes is bk turn wrong.
phew~~

anw, bk lost still nvm.
worst part is he met a corrupted traffic police who stopped him.
cuz he didnt switch on his high beams.
the tp wanted to fine him $100 bucks.
and its in USD.
cb right ?

ok im not trying to put him down here.
cuz of this he came up with a nice video:



if you didnt understand, this is the story.
bk and fq are corrupted offices.
so comes to corrupting again, fq tired.
so bk go.
yet the tourist is a tyrant that went: WHAT !!!
being a hum ji officer, bk's reply is:
neh mind you go.

wow i still type out the story.
dam bo liao.
ok.. after the corrupted police part, we head out again.


taking a pic in front of our villa.
oh where we going ?
go do something which me and bk dont like.


yet they so enthu and happy about it.


see their elated faces ?


see our ji tao sian faces ?


clubbing sucks.


haiz sian.


also dont chiong one bring us here for what ?


faster go back leh.
one thing about bali is..
gan pua zui ah mohs can ?
mostly australians i think.
it felt like we were in australia rather than bali.

1.30-45am end the night.
cuz got paragliding next day.

but reach back villa also cook mee eat.
that 4days really eat sleep smoke the most.
ahhhh. life..

DAY 4


and so i finally took a pic with our daily breakfast.
this is mee goreng that aminah cooked.
looks nice right ?
actually just instant indo mee + vege + egg.

after our breakfast, we were hit with news of bad weather.
means paragliding have to put on hold.
as it costs USD 69, bk and fq have other uses for the funds,
they propose to cancel if all agree rather than wait.

so cancel lor.
then we went for our nap.

afternoon finally hit the beaches man~~~
we want to go see ppl suntan~~
those 胸部朝天 type.
hahaha~~~

sad thing is only saw 1-2.. or 3 ?
and one of em is black one.
ji tao pollute my eyes.

hence we suntan ourselves.


shiok only.
smoking while tanning.
pity no drink.
cuz must pay.
even the chair im lying on has to be paid.
cb. bali is really a very commercialised place !


i kinda love this pic also.
cuz also create an illusion that i look fit !!
hahaha

tan finish we went back to villa.
swim abit then head out to jimbaran for seafood.






thats another artistic shot again.

ok there are no pics of the food.
cuz the seafood there sucksss !

last time i eat de so nice lor.
maybe it was free la. haha
ok no. this time rd it really sucked~
this shop is definitely a NO go.
but i dont rmb the shop name alr.

after we made our way back, we went to ktv.
those got girls type.
it turn out to be a horrible experience.
firstly, the songs there cui + old.
most imptly, the girls there is like give lorry long tio.
that ktv is named: Princess
never never visit it. haha
we decided to head back villa and drink our bal.

only i drunk.
cuz i ping ming pour the martel.
want to finish it dont waste.
hahaha.

DAY 5
ok there's no day 5.
our flight was at 6.20am.
like WTF right ?
bo bian promo price.

so just admire the sun rise pics i took ba.
















i think i have a knack for taking these pics.
nice what ? no meh~~

last yr i take de:

or is it bali clouds easy to take ?
i just took em nicely by coincidence ?

anw, with this, i conclude bali.
two weeks later im going genting again.
another short hol.
go with my family.
dont laugh hor..
go with em = dont need to fork out a cent.

why not right ?
hahaha.
ok im thinking of hokkaido next.
who's game for it ?

but it wont be anytime soon at all.
hahahha.
tentatively end of 2012.
if not, start of 2013..

hopefully the world has ended by then.

life sucks.
everything/everyone is going thru the same cycle.
everyday repeating same thing.
got meaning meh ???
everything shld just end.

ok lazy to type le.
adios~~