1st of all, let me introduce kl to u all.
she's basically a not so thin gal from my poly.
kl, i only choose ur face pic.. no body pic.
gd rite..
anw, she's a very funny person.
funny in a way u always wanna slap her.
coz she always say weird funny lame things.
one day, she called me. our conversation-
kl: leo, entertain me. i'm in a bus on my way home.
me: ok lor. how many more stops?
kl: 1 more.
another time -
kl: eh i wan to buy milk.
me: ur neh so big liao still drink milk?
kl: ya.
me: wan to make it bigger meh?
kl: no la. make it more firm.
another time -
kl: u know hor. i always pass by dis fren.
me: who?
kl: one of my old classmate. very irritating.
me: den?
kl: it's ok if he's juz irritating. but he's fat!
i think i'm prejudiced against fat ppl!
me: r u in any position to comment on ppl?
kl: no hor?
actually still got alot la.
keli know e best hor.
but cant rem wat else.
old liao lah.
anw, those who's been to my place knows i stay by e drain:
i say again, it's a drain.
not river.
not lake.
it's a drain.
super dirty.
yet dis afternoon, i saw some idiots doing dis:
stupid ppl.
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