funny?

i dunno if i'm the only one who finds it funny.

when a 34yo soccer player was asked if he's getting slow -
"Slow? I was never fast in the 1st place!"

when new chelsea manager was asked y chelsea owner was absent on match day -
"When he's here, u say he picks e team. When he's not here, u ask y he's not here."

when a devoted old man who has been praying for over 20 yrs was asked how does it feel like to be praying everyday -
"Feels like talking to the wall."

my econs teacher was oso telling me dis:
"S'pore govt plans for our future by making us contributing to CPF so we set aside a sum of money. But they will only give it back to u when u dun really need them."


anw, i think i'm putting on weight.
bo bian everyday at home nothing to do.
so basically everything or anything dat can be eaten is ate by me.
everyday at home eat slp eat slp.
how to not become fat?
maybe i can quote e soccer player -
"Fat? i was never thin in the first place!"

but well, i will go on diet.
if not next time when i laugh at fairy n kl for being fat,
next min they will reply "speak for urself!"
NO WAY~

pan wei bo will be my motivation.
juz saw him on some variety show.
and i nv realised he used to look plump.
but apparently he lost 13kg,
and indeed look much better now.
so when i lose 13kg, i shld oso look better! =p

anw, jay oso confirmed with me he's starting his tour of concert in taiwan dis nov.
which means he shld come s'pore sometime end of dis yr or begining of next yr.
which oso means i din read e newspaper in my dreams.
looking forward to his concert~~~

for ppl who are wondering if i have e $$ for concert?
i juz repeat: my cousin's gonna pay for me.
i am damn cheapo when broke. =)

hmm, how come i got new supporter liao?
who r u?
wats e point in tagging when i dunno who u r?